The Crust: Prepare a crust by grinding 24 Oreos and 1⁄2 stick of butter in a food processor or blender. Press the crumbles into a pie crust and chill. If there’s extra, save it to sprinkle on the top.
The Turds: Prepare a tray of brownies made from any boxed brownie mix according to the directions. Of course you can make homemade brownies from scratch but a good box will save a lot of time. Before the brownies cool too much, scoop out spoonfuls and roll them into little logs or patties or whatever shape says “moose turd” to you. Adding nuts or chips to the recipe will add extra authentic turdiness.
The Filling: I like a mocha mousse, although I’ve made a butterscotch in the past. It depends on if it’s for kids or adults. I prefer the mocha so let’s go with that. Stir 1 tablespoon chilled brewed espresso or strong coffee into 2 cups prepared chocolate pudding. Beat 3/4 cup heavy cream with 1 tablespoon sugar until soft peaks form. Fold into the mocha pudding. Again, you can make homemade pudding from scratch for whatever other kind of mousse you want.
The Assembly: After they’ve cooled, arrange the turds randomly in the pie plate and pour the mousse of them. Tty to make sure a few turds are visible poking out the top.